Hoagie Time

dicks, drag, baby animals, sassy shit, anything Pujols and some other junk i guess that I like. I don't understand how to do anything but hit reblog.

nerdofthestage asked: If you lost your voice in a freak accident and could only lip synch one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Hypotheticals are giant waste of time, man. Especially negative ones. I don’t like putting that shit into my bubble.

WILLAM

itater asked: WHERE in TX? I'm visiting there this whole week. Getting my hopes up, darling.

all dates at www.willambelli.com (Dallas)

WILLAM

theultimatemode asked: Are you friends with any drag queens from Philly? and Ps.. the fact that you're friends with Jen Ford is kinda amazing she's gorgeous! I live for her #fobrow

I’m friends with Porcelain but probably spelled it wrong. I’m bad at remembering names. Never met anyone from Philly I didn’t like.

WILLAM

narzissistic asked: Will you ever come to New Mexico or Texas?

Please see my FAQ’s (and I’m in Texas Thursday).

WILLAM

youlooklikeamuppet asked: The show at icandy was kind of everything even if you couldn't sneak in the poor underage kid. Thanks for trying. Good to see you regardless.

Yea. They know whoever it was that was trying to get in. Kid needs to be more undercover about his ID game.

WILLAM

fan-ominal asked: Why do you prefer blond wigs over black or red?

Blond suits me.

WILLAM

meganespeon asked: Also, is there a chance you'd ever come to Arkansas?

I was just there last month in Conway a 30 min drive from Little Rock.

WILLAM

letflygonsbeflygons asked: Where did you go to buy your tickets for DWV in Manchester?

I didn’t need tickets ‘cause I’m working there.

WILLAM