Hoagie Time

dicks, drag, baby animals, sassy shit, anything Pujols and some other junk i guess that I like. I don't understand how to do anything but hit reblog.

lesliebooher asked: deciding what to wear to your tx gig in a few weeks is the hardest.

Sorry girl.

WILLAM

sew-yourself-shut asked: How was working with Rihanna in the S&M music video? Was she nice?

Yes. It was a fun day.

WILLAM

thatdamnadam asked: If I wanted to book you for an event, how much do you cost?

I only talk money with someone if they’re in me. Otherwise, it’s gauche. My booking info is on my website and in my profile links.

WILLAM

opioidist asked: Hope you don't mind me asking but after Detox essentially tearing into you on Ring My Bell are you still looking forward to the Al and Chuck cruise you're both supposed to be on?

It’s a big boat and I have no probs with De. I think I’ve been super duper clear about that. You’re (along with many others) are projecting.

WILLAM

ejw4249 asked: Any idea how long your meWme show in NYC will be? I may come from North Carolina to see it, but I just wanted to ask before I make the final decision.

1 night only as of now.

WILLAM

part-time-loser asked: what youtube channel (or website) are your new episodes of beatdown on? i can't seem to find them anywhere.

If you seriously can’t find it, I’m shocked that you were able to turn on your computer by yourself. Are you just fishing for a reply? It’s on my twitter, FB, tumblr, tinder, craigslist, reddit…everywhere (but it’s also on my youtube www.youtube.com/noextrai).

WILLAM

banghardconfessions asked: Since you're going to Australia, any chance of stopping by New Zealand?

I hope to hit east (NZ) and west (Perth) on my next trip along with all the other hot spots.

WILLAM

soofuck asked: I cannot wait to see you at gay pride in Belfast :D have you seen much of Northern Ireland and what did you think of it?

Been there a few times. It seems idyllic.

WILLAM

alice-in-vaginaland asked: You know you done well when a 17 year old girl wants to look like a drag queen. A Willam Belli drag queen to be exact.

It’s a shame that the Facts of Life isn’t on anymore. There was a very special episode that Tootie ran away and met some teen hookers. I was gonna tell you to Vision Board it.

WILLAM